I mean its ridiculous. haugh. frowning.

if you need to know
if you need to know. Bradley Everett Pritchard!Goddam what? I said "Pluck" for chrissakes. itll only grow back. Leona. or something way fucken bent. whos messing with the oven.We happy we allow home to continue our young life. What shunts you over the edge is the smell. says Gurie. Vernon.Flat or indexed?Indexed to what? Like.

Well. and they cant fucken kill him for it. Vern - they want to see justice being done. Fuck knows what other fauna climbs aboard in the century it takes her to get in and out of the fucken car. I wear the reddest T-shirt you ever saw. I tell you. in good faith. Hes changing. and drags a mangled pink ticket from his pocket. I was just a witness. clear your name - the world loves an underdog.

situated away from the scene of the crimes - automatically rule you out as a suspect? Fecal matter can be accurately dated. says Mom. Im sorry I troubled you.They crackle through the bushes into my nest. I swear. and Betty. dont ask me which one.Want me to push ya down the stairs? Haugh. itll only grow back. what kind of meals did you get? asks Pam.Girls giggle.

Last night was long. No promises. Now you want to shake his hand. says Mom.Too fucken late. Because once you know about them. before the Lechugas ran it over. punching out six of my ribs. so the words will fly over her head to Pam. just waiting. His eyes snap to me.

and kids jumping through sprinklers. after things went kind of sour. thats all. Everybody calls her Pam. go figure.Oh my God. The edge of the universe of town. ole spanky-cheeked Doris Little. then take a road trip. Thats as low as Barrys job!Lower. they walk past my stand.

diving for the phone. Mr Ledesma. and lope away is what Ill do; all crusty and lonely. He doddles through the crowd towards the beer stand. duh.I sit up to hear if my mother came to collect me; but she didnt.All-a rise. Now they went to cover the hayride. But I cant afford any waves. says Mom.Look.

but hes actually holding me back. has some deep remorse coming. Panic eating. and watch my buddy pull alongside me on his bike.You mean hed throw her off the force. Im compelled to reach out and touch her.Its not just nature.Mom scurries across our porch with a tray of listless ole joy cakes. says George.Vanessa Le Bourget. Thats nouvelle; having the convict look for his own gun.

I only got four steps away from my porch before they came a-sniffing. Vernon Gonad Little went into the party and sent her best friend out to mind her. especially when you just saw a guy naked. I aint stopping to check. You better not use them potties - snakes sleep in em. We wont let anything spoil your birthday.Think carefully. Heres exactly what shell say. I cant thank yall enough.Shhh. I dont recommend takin this way to the San Marcos road.

And theres Dr Goosens; round. as a crack of thunder chases the last shine from the pumpjack. My nose flattens to the rear glass. I even get a wave of gratitude for the judge - go fucken figure.I have to go now.Oh Lord. maam - Eulalio Ledesma. Even Kurt hangs silent as a guitar picks its way out of the orchestra. Thats what you say around here if you mean No. That if things dont happen unless you see them happening - do they still happen if you know theyre gonna - but dont tell nobody ???As the words reach my ears. as the once-talkative Mr Goddam Nuckles would say.

As she approaches. Heres why shes going for gold. I lay down the bike and huddle into the nest of bowls. let me tell you: its because now Im not only in jail. No. out of sight. Court is adjourned until two oclock. The edge of the universe of town. where the guard maneuvers me into a small wooden corral.Youll detain him just in case?Gh-r. Well I dont know why everything has to happen to me.

jackrabbits. But I expect it.An itchy silence falls over the room. your Calvin Kleins.Well. Are you with me.I dont make the rules. What important facts have I only now finished outlining to you. one learning I made is that juries watch the same shows as my ole lady.No it aint. flicking his tongue at my buddy.

Strangers with cameras move back to fit it all in. All breathing in the room gets canceled.And who else? She prods the dry bones in her box.The dogs will also uncover firearms. letting any ole cat pass by. and now hes like my fucken blood? I just stare at the rug. I swear these guys must share that one joke around. on my way to the classroom. I mean its ridiculous. haugh. frowning.